Not Actual Medical Inc. - Coffee Labels

Roll up roll up! Ladies and gentlemen! Come see our latest breakthrough in:
'Ye Olde Time Medicine' (this isn't actually medicine). 

Not Actual Medical Inc. proudly presents the newest cure-all 
(no this isn't actually medicine) 

"COFFEE" (is not medicine)

Come see the latest misshaps and maladies that this can cure! (it can't) 

Lethargy! Headaches! Fumishness! Student loans! Nagging from your mother's friends! SINGLENESS! (nope none of these can be cured by coffee)

Show off to your friends how funny, knowledgeable and sophisticated you are! (possible?)

- ok but seriously, if you don't get it by now none of this is actually true this is just a cool mug design